So for those of us who are quite aware that our in-laws are going to scrutinize our every move, and in our own homes, no less; or, for those of us who would like to avoid the messy business of the possibilities of in-laws all-together : an in-law prophylactic, if you will; I present to you, the ultimate in sarcastic home finery and their slightly classier alternatives that still manage to say “Get the fuck out.”
1. Serving ice tea to your loving family –
Because if you didn’t advertise it, how would they know?
Feeling a little more classy? Let them know that just seeing them makes you drink.. out of this lovely vintage inspired flask.
both at http://www.urbanoutfitters.com
2. Entertaining in the sitting room –
Make sure there is relatable material for the moments you’re in the kitchen sneaking a xanax.
￼$9.95, Both at http://www.urbanoutfitters.com
3. Giving a tour of your perfectly appointed home –
My house not clean enough for you? Oh now, where’s that rats ass I was going to give?
Both patterns at http://www.shop.subversivecrossstitch.com
4. Letting mom-mom and pop-pop help with bed time –
Even the baby thinks you’re an asshole.
Both at http://www.findgift.com
4. Presenting a gift on a special day –
But we went all out on this!
￼99.99, Both at http://www.wayfair.com