Hey beautiful bloggers (I promise this isn’t a bribe to get you to like me but… if it was, would it work?),
I know what you’re thinking, “oh my, Joe has changed!” but you are mistaken. I’ve been given the keys to Joe’s pad. I’m presuming that he has allowed me this access because every man needs a woman in their life to prettify things and I will fulfil this duty to the max here.
Look, how pretty!!!!
(Joe is immediately regretting his decision)
I’m also flying the flag for the United Kingdom. I wish that I could be more enthusiastic about this for you.
No, really. I’m here to occasionally chime in with my opinion, a female’s perspective (otherwise known as the right one). 😉
Whilst Joe gives his best not-trying-to-be-a-pervert-but-secretly-checking-you-out glances at Summertime Girls, I am on the receiving end of such behaviour. I live in a world where I am legitimately asked, “Are you wearing Star Wars underwear?” …awkward face… “Because your bum is out of this world!” Again, I stress, that this is a legitimate set of sentences verbalised in my direction. Cringe.
I’ll be mainly here to address nuances that the female readers can nod in relation too and the males can be educated on why they have been single for their entire lives.
Kidding. Despite what I might say, I generally find that I have better friendships with the opposite sex. I like to think that I have a fair, honest and educated understanding of both.
Before I get stuck into the beef of this burger, I thought that a little intro would be nice so that you know me.
Hi, I’m Adele!