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I’m Surrounded by Assholes

As you have probably determined by now, my outlook on the world is pretty bleak. It really didn’t use to be. I started wondering what caused this. I remember not being so non optimistic. (This is not to be confused with being pessimistic. I am not a pessimist. I don’t always go around expecting bad shit to happen, I’m just not shocked when it does.) Anyway, I think I’ve found my answer. I’m surrounded these days by a bunch of assholes. These people today are absolutely fucking nuts. You read on Google News every other day where some parent did something awful to their kid, causing the kid to die. When did things get this bad? Why are there so many bad people in the world? The answer: because we let them be. We need to start making our correctional institutions the last place on fucking Earth that anyone would ever want to be. Fill them up with the worst shit you can find: bees, snakes, vermin, mother-in-laws, spiders…shit like that. Stop making it so easy to pull time. Make it at least a near-death experience every time. If you think there’s a pretty good chance that if you fuck up, that you’ll die, you’ll be far less likely to. That’s just my opinion….then again, assholes will probably always be assholes.



  1. tinkadele says:

    You got it with that final line. 😉

  2. Arielle says:

    My question is why we’re then obligated to take care of these people? Fence in a lot, guard it on the outside, and then throw these fuckers into the woods inside the fence.. survive or fucking don’t, we don’t care because you’re a fucked up asshole. Okay- so that won’t happen.. so what we should do is create a completely aweful tasting paste, with vitamins and whatnot to keep the fuckers in cellblock B all nice and healthy, make sure every prison is a factory; didn’t pull your weight on your shift today? that’s fine, you can work a double. No “beds” they can sleep on pads on the floor, why spend the money to frame in beds? Toilet? Nah.. you get a bucket and you can empty it yourself twice a day in the composte or don’t, we don’t care. All the profit goes to the school system (which the government will quickly suck out of it at nearly the instant it hits their accounts) but that’s a different story.

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